Cubicle Classic

Today is sports jersey day at the office. As it turns out I’m the only person in a cycling jersey – surprise! Here’s a list of things I want to do while I’m wearing it.

  • While in a meeting, about half way through, reach into my jersey pocket, pull out GU packet, rip into it with my teeth, spit the foil, and suck down the contents.
  • Have someone come into the meeting urgently and hand me a water bottle they’ve stuffed down the back of their shirt.
  • With just a couple of minutes left in the meeting take a big gulp from my water bottle then throw it to the side of the room.
  • Either at my cubicle or in a meeting, have the wheel on my chair fall off, I’d throw my hand in the air and someone would run up behind me with a new chair. Depending on how long it took, I may or may not throw my broken chair on the ground.
  • Sit inches behind a co-worker while they work.
  • Yell at someone in Italian when they won’t do what I’ve asked.
  • Have someone hand me a musette as I walk down the hall.
  • Look through the mussette putting things I want in my jersey pockets discarding the rest with a frown.
  • Change the sign on the restroom to read “Doping Control”.
  • Have someone run around next to me waving a giant Californian flag.
  • Pass someone on the stairs and give them “the look.”
  1. #1 by Sam on July 27, 2011 - 11:39 am

    Brilliant post!

    • #2 by Michael on July 27, 2011 - 11:53 am

      Thanks, I’ve been laughing about it most of the morning. I’m glad others enjoy it.

  2. #3 by Tipster on July 27, 2011 - 5:03 pm

    You could also try an elaborate salute when you break from the pack and are the first person to exit the lift.

    • #4 by Michael on July 28, 2011 - 7:47 am

      Or exiting the building at the end of the day.

  3. #5 by surly rider on July 27, 2011 - 6:12 pm

    How about blowing a snot rocket while people are behind you?

    • #6 by Michael on July 28, 2011 - 7:47 am

      Snot rockets in the office – can’t lose.

  4. #7 by Tony Lussier (@Aplbuddy1) on August 9, 2011 - 1:25 pm

    haha, that was great. I think we need a “nature break” at one of the cubicles as well.

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